Jesus’ Wife had no PreNup, so he Got Even

This is the gospel according to Donald Trump, Michael Cohen, Jerry Falwell, and Johnny Moore:

Jesus had a wife.  (Okay, that’s another gospel too because we all assume she didn’t die and, therefore, he cannot be a widower.)  He never intended to divorce her, but she had a good lawyer.  The point is he never got her to sign a prenuptial agreement.  Jesus’s wife had no prenup.  So, when the marriage dissolved, she, and her lawyer, took him for all he was worth.  At first, he went the extra mile, turned the other cheek, lost his shirt and gave up his coat too, and settled … for nothing.  But then he hired Moses.  And so he got even.

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